Who needs 5 bath sheets, 5 luffas, 1 sponge, a washcloth and 2 shower caps? Plus enough shampoo and body wash for a cavalry?
Please someone tell me why you need all that crap in your shower for one person. Yes, you heard me. It belongs to ONE. PERSON. Seriously. I can't make something like this up. It mystifies me. Do you use a bath sheet for each body part. This one is for the arms, this one for the torso, this one for the legs ... it's madness. It must work the same for the sponges.
Because of all this, my one itty bitty wash cloth gets crumpled and shoved into the only available spot. Not cool, old woman. NOT COOL!
This is all from the person who 1: Gets up after 1000 and asks if I need breakfast. Hi, I've been up since 0700. And 2: Will stare at me, without saying a word. She just stares. Do you know how uncomfortable that is? And I've got 6 to 8 more weeks of staring. It's enough to drive a person insane. Just open your mouth and say something. ANYTHING. I don't care what it is, just stop staring at me.
5 days ago
2 comments:
You know I have had those same thoughts when I have used that shower. Why???? I just assumed it went along with the idea in that house every square inch MUST have crap on it.
I used to babysit for a family that had a black lab named Julie. All she would ever do was lay on the stairs and look at you. The little boy would always say angrily, "Julie, stop staring!!"
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