Has anyone seen my manhood?

With every turn of the page i could feel it slipping away. The cause.....well i have been reading the Twilight series. The whole time i was reading them i felt like a 13 year old girl. These books were defiantly written for the female crowd and the sad thing was that they aren't even written well. The story was fun though and that kept me reading. Needless to say i have finished the series and i think i am going to hit up the gym or watch some sports and try to forget that i just spent the last two weeks tearing through crappy girlie books. And yes i even read the incomplete book that is posted on the authors website. Anyhow, my review of the books, poorly written, good buildup to action scenes but the actual action scenes seem to have been missing. Anyhow i don't want to get into the part that i really couldn't get over that somewhat ruined the books for me because i don't want to spoil anything.