Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Randomness

First, they are now trying to starve the dog. The poor boy didn't have any food OR water all morning. I don't know what it is with these people, they just are not helping those of us who need the help.

Second, because I am on bed rest and there is really NOTHING that I can do but sit and lay here in bed I am mad at Op.rah. She is doing a lot of reruns and taking shows from other programs. Come on woman! I need new content. I am planning to learn to knit so that will take up a lot of time and maybe I won't have to depend on Op.rah for entertainment.

Third, how much protein can a person eat? They keep shoving things with protein in my mouth. At every meal they want me to be eating some sort of protein. They are crazy! But I have figured a way around this ... they can make me fruit smoothies with protein powder (this way I won't be able to taste the powder. It's so smart, I AM BRILLIANT!). Thus, I won't have to eat so much meat and I can go back to eating salads and cereal (1/3 less sugar Frost.ed Fl.akes are the BEST!) whenever I want and not getting a lecture on how the Baby needs protein. Ummm, isn't the Baby causing enough problems without me having to eat things that I dislike. But then it's not really the Baby, it's my uterus and cervix trying to evict their tenant.

Fourth, I have a doctor's appointment on Thursday. I don't think that we will find out any new information, but they will be checking cervix length. We are hoping for no change. You hear that cervix, NO CHANGE!

And last but not least a big thanks to the Actual Owner Of This Blog (The Husband) for pointing out, after only one day I might add, that bed rest sucks. Without your astute observation I would have NEVER figured that out on my own.

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